@cardibeenow
Ethereum gas receipt longer than your ex’s apology.
SHE PUT THE BBL IN BLOCKCHAIN
CARDI BEE
Wanting a Pump
$CARDIBEE runs the Whooping Ass Presale with Big Bee Liquidity — and refuses follow-up questions.
REGULAR DEGULAR ON-CHAINUGLY CRYPTO STAYS BROKEBBL > TVLTHE HIVE HAS RECEIPTS
THE HONEY COUNTER IS OPEN
BUY THE BEE.
FEED THE BBL.
Whooping Ass Presale on Solana only — pay with SOL, USDC, or USDT. Wanting a pump? Fill the BBL.
- Supply
- 100,000,000 $CARDIBEE
- Raise
- $111,000 hard cap
- Price
- $0.00555 sale · $0.00666 list
- Chain
- Solana · SPL mint
THE HONEY SPLITSupply split · totals 100%
- Burn53%
- Presale20%
- LP tokens7%
- CEX7%
- Hive / DAO11%
- Team2%
42%of the raise seeds locked Solana LP$46.6K
MEMECONOMICS100 million cheeks.
100 million cheeks.
One public honey split.
Burn most of the supply, keep the public sale focused, cap the exchange and team bags, then seed locked liquidity with 42% of the raise. The pie shows tokens; the receipt shows cash. They are not the same percentage.
Examine the thicchness
Proof of not being dumb.
Verify contract controls, official addresses, and token distribution before you buy. One official link. One set of receipts.
Open verification protocol
THE CREATOR FUNDMake memes,
Make memes,
pay creators,
raid the timeline.
The Hive treasury funds creator commissions and community stunts. The funniest pitch gets the honey.
*APY means Absolutely Parody, Yes. It offers no yield.
THE BIRDS AND THE BEES GOT LIQUIDITYTHE BULLS
THE BULLS
AND THE BEES.
Mother of four. Mother of the bull market.
“Why does the Hive expect a green candle? ’Cause we keep f**kin’ buying.”
Cardi Bee births memes and grows the BBL while regular degular tokens play safe.
AM I THE DRAMA?Your portfolio brought the drama.
We use current events as parody. We make no price forecast and claim no celebrity endorsement.
OUR ENEMY
Ugly crypto.
Ugly crypto sells low-float VC coins under forty-page whitepapers and bank-app logos. Cardi Bee sells the joke in plain sight, then lets the Hive own it.
A community reaction factory.
The Hive turns each candle into a Cardi Bee reaction before the chart cools.
@hivepaparazzi2 sec
One green candle moved and the doubters have “been here since day one.”
@cardibee3 sec
The token claims “utility” without explaining the chart.
Fanvue funds
the Honeyback.
Cardi Bee runs as a labeled fictional AI parody creator. Eligible payouts are published, and 50% of net creator proceeds go to the Honeyback reserve after counsel review.
OPENPHASE 01
Open Cardi Bee After Dark
A labeled fictional AI parody account with twelve posts ready on day one. No celebrity affiliation. No copied media.
50%PHASE 02
Publish every payout
After each payout, publish Fanvue creator earnings after platform fees, refunds or chargebacks, and the required tax reserve. Send 50% to the Honeyback reserve and fund production from the other half.
ONCHAINPHASE 03
Prove the Honeyback
Counsel reviews the program before purchases begin. Each buy posts a transaction link and token destination. No fixed date, price target, or promised market effect.
WHOOPING ASS PRESALE
Wanting a pump?
Connect a Solana wallet, fill the BBL, and join the Hive before the hard cap fills.
CardiBee
everywhere.
The fictional bee and her ridiculous BBL buzz on seven platforms.