CHOOSE IF SHE'LL GET PREGNANT · WIN IF YOU'RE RIGHT

CARDI BEE
Wanting a Pump

Name: Cardi Bee ($CARDIBEE)
Brand: Cardi Bee
Price: 0.00555 USD
Availability: InStock

$CARDIBEEruns WAP: With Another Pregnancy. Choose if she'll get pregnant... win if you're right. Buy The Bee, enjoy the honey.

Buy The Bee See the bump pool

Cardi Bee poses like a blockchain baddie — PROOF OF THICCNESS: VERIFIED BY THE EYE TEST

REGULAR DEGULAR ON-CHAINUGLY CRYPTO STAYS BROKEBUY THE BEE · ENJOY THE HONEYTHE HIVE HAS RECEIPTS

THE HONEY COUNTER IS OPEN

BUY THE BEE.
ENJOY THE HONEY IF RIGHT.

Prediction Presale on Solana. Pay with SOL, USDC, or USDT. Choose if she'll get pregnant... win if you're right.

Supply: 100,000,000 $CARDIBEE
Raise: $111,000 hard cap
Price: $0.00555 sale · $0.00666 list
Chain: Solana · SPL mint

Pregnant Cardi Bee runs a gold honey checkout counter — SHE OPENED THE REGISTER. THE HIVE IS BUYING.

Cardi Bee presents the token supply chart — **THE HONEY SPLIT**Supply split. Totals 100%.
Burn53%
Prediction Presale20%
LP tokens7%
CEX7%
Hive / DAO11%
Team2%
**42%**of the raise seeds locked Solana LP$46.6K

MEMECONOMICS

100 million cheeks.
One public honey split.

Burn 53% of supply. Sell 20% in the raise. Cap CEX at 7% and team at 2%. Put 42% of raised cash ($46,620) into locked Solana LP with 7M tokens so list opens near $0.00666. Token pie and cash receipt use different math.

Token contract · SPL mint

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Examine the thicchness

Cardi Bee examines a contract scroll with a magnifying glass — THE JOKES GET WILD. THE CONTRACT GETS REVIEWED.

Proof of not being dumb.

Check contract controls, official addresses, and the supply split before you buy. One official site. One set of receipts.

Open verification protocol

A courier bee flies with a honey coin — BRIDGES COME AFTER LIQUIDITY

THE CREATOR FUND

Make memes.
Pay creators.
Raid the timeline.

The Hive treasury pays creator commissions and community stunts. The funniest pitch gets the honey.

Read the rules →

Five worker bees carry one enormous honey coin together — COMMUNITY-POWERED HEAVY LIFTING

A DJ bee spins a honeycomb record — ASS SHAKING APY*

*APY means Absolutely Parody, Yes. It offers no yield.

THE BIRDS AND THE BEES GOT LIQUIDITY

THE BULLS
AND THE BEES.

Mother of four. Mother of the bull market.

“Why does the Hive expect a green candle? ’Cause we keep f**kin’ buying.”

Cardi Bee births memes and stacks the honey while regular degular tokens play safe. Choose if she'll get pregnant... win if you're right.

AM I THE DRAMA?Your portfolio brought the drama.

Current events show up as parody. No price forecast. No celebrity endorsement.

Mother of the Bull Market Cardi Bee poses beside four baby bees — DELIVERY DATE: WHEN THE CANDLE CLOSES

OUR ENEMY

Ugly crypto.

Ugly crypto sells low-float VC coins under forty-page whitepapers and bank-app logos. Cardi Bee sells the joke in plain sight, then lets the Hive own it.

A nervous bear clutches an empty honey jar — VC TOKEN AFTER THE SIXTH UNLOCK

Two bees discover an empty vault — “THE TEAM ONLY OWNS 75%”

THE HIVE WOMB POOL

Guess the bump.
Win the honey.

Choose if she'll get pregnant... win if you're right! Holders bet whether Cardi Bee is expecting before the Prediction Presale ends. Stake your $CARDIBEE vote weight—the winning side splits 1% of supply (1,000,000 $CARDIBEE).

QUESTION 01LOCKS AT PREDICTION PRESALE END

Pregnant before the Prediction Presale ends?

Vote weight $CARDIBEE

Connect a Solana wallet that holds $CARDIBEE to cast a weighted bet.

Cardi Bee poses as the Hive prediction host — HEAVIEST BAGS TALK LOUDEST

HOW THE HONEY SPLITS

Hold.Only wallets holding $CARDIBEE can bet.
Weight.Your vote counts for the token amount you lock in at that moment.
Clock.The pool freezes when the Prediction Presale ends.
Prize.Winning side splits 1% of supply (1,000,000 $CARDIBEE) by weight.

Buy The Bee to voteParody hive bet. On-chain settlement for the 1% prize ships with the locker; this board records token-weighted calls now.

THE HONEYBACK ROADMAP · MEASURED IN RECEIPTS

Fanvue funds
the Honeyback.

Cardi Bee runs as a labeled fictional AI parody creator. The team publishes eligible payouts and sends 50% of net creator proceeds to the Honeyback reserve after counsel review.

OPENPHASE 01

A black-and-gold honey-pot handbag for Cardi Bee After Dark

Open Cardi Bee After Dark

Launch a labeled fictional AI parody account with twelve posts ready on day one. The account claims no celebrity link and uses no copied media.

50%PHASE 02

Cardi Bee presents one honey coin and three accounting portals

Publish every payout

After each payout, publish Fanvue creator earnings after platform fees, refunds or chargebacks, and the required tax reserve. Send 50% to the Honeyback reserve and fund production from the other half.

ONCHAINPHASE 03

A black-and-gold platform boot for the first Honeyback step

Prove the Honeyback

Counsel reviews the program before purchases begin. Each buy posts a transaction link and token destination. Buyers get no fixed date, price target, or promised market effect.

WAP · WITH ANOTHER PREGNANCY

Wanting a pump?

Connect a Solana wallet, Buy The Bee, and enjoy the honey if you're right before the $111,000 hard cap fills.

Buy The Bee Read the receipts

Cardi Bee stands beside a honeycomb throne with worker bees — CONSENSUS: SHE ATE

CARDI BEEWanting a Pump

BUY THE BEE.ENJOY THE HONEY IF RIGHT.

100 million cheeks.One public honey split.